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League Practice…

burritosandbullshit:

was awesome! You’d be surprised at how much fun it can be when you don’t complain or gossip and actually just do what you’re supposed to.

I’ve been trying to keep that in mind the last month or two and it’s working like a charm.


MOAR ROLLER DERBY!!!

FINALLY! Now to get my knee working so I can get my derby on again.

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How to avoid Roller Derby drama continued…

Don’t vote, don’t lead, and don’t join a committee.

Flit around the outskirts as much as possible without being involved in any important decisions.  Everything will get done.  If anyone asks your opinion on an off-track issue, jam your fingers in your ears and skate away.

-Should have started doing this six months ago.